heterosexual pretender

A homosexual, aka "fag".

Jimmy is such a heterosexual pretender he listens to Fallout Boy.

by skEwb1 May 13, 2007

Heterosexual relationship

A relationship where the female works 10 times as hard as the male, or at least claims to.

I sure am glad I've never been in a heterosexual relationship. I don't like to make other people work so hard.

by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021

Cerebrosexual

When the sexual orientation of the mind and body are not directly related . A straight/gay male cerebrosexual would be attracted to people whom are physically male but identify as a female gender and attitude. A straight/straight male cerebrosexual could see physical males that identify as female as somewhat attractive or physical females that identify as male to be somewhat attractive, but would desire neither as both gender and sex do not match their orientation.

I'm a cerebrosexual, and my sexual orientation has a more awesome name than yours.

by Heraldinthedark November 20, 2012

heterosexual life partner

The heterosexual best friend of a person who identifies as homosexual (Gay or Lesbian).

"Is that your boyfriend?"
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."

or:

"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."

by monica borbele October 9, 2012

Heterosexual

A group of opposite gender likers who also are scary and should be gay

Gay people: oh hi

Heterosexual people: oh wtf I’m straightttt aaahhhh u can’t turn me gayyyy

Gay people: I just said hi. TvT

by Heh heh yk who January 10, 2021

Heterosexual Bae

A Bae who is of the same sex, but is straight.

Alexx: we are the best Baes ever!
Christy: Yes! Heterosexual baes!

by gaaaaaayyyyy September 5, 2014

Heterosexual Exception

A heterosexual exception occurs when you are homosexual (not bi) and you have a sexual attraction to someone of the opposite gender yet are still homosexual and this is the only person of the opposite sex you find appealing as such.

Tobias: Omg. I have a total heterosexual exception towards Rachel!
Mike: Really?!

by Raven Nevermore January 26, 2017