President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.

Nickname for someone who makes the absolute worst decisions at the absolute worst times, greatly harming himself and others. The acronym "BIJ" is an indirect reference to the "Bad Idea Jeans" recurring skit on Saturday Night Live.

Incredibly, Habsul knocked on his boss's door and immediately shouted the words, "Open the fucking door, douche bag."

Habsul immediately became President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.

by jimmy l.i.t. June 27, 2007

Choof

Verb, meaning 'to steal' or 'to take'. It's like saying those words but bare better.

'"Sup bro, how's it going?"

"Not well brah, someone choofed by watch"

"You'll need bare dollar to replace that"'
_______________________

'When I first met you, you choofed my heart babe'

by straightouttatovil March 14, 2012

cloof

a slang term for vagina a.k.a da pussy

i need some cloof about now nigga.....2. her cloof stank

by Steven han & Combatt 2wice August 10, 2006

coofed

1. Slang; the act of getting high from marijuana;
2. Acting funny or weird after getting high.

Paul and Tony came out the car coofed as hell.

by Jay Hanson November 20, 2007

Coof

noun
An inept thief, a moron, or asshole.

Tristan: Some coof tried stealing my bike!
Clark: No way!
Tristan: Yeah, but I found it right in my fuckin' complex!
Clark: What a coof!

by T-Maass February 28, 2010

Choof

Another word for a pervert who likes to look up skirts in video games. Loves short skirts in video games, but not in real life, will reject real life women or men.

Oh yeah, let me see up that skirt cause I'm a, fuckin choof

by Slavic_pterodactyl February 18, 2018

CEO of Simp Nation

Brandon Douglas Uzarski

I was walking down the street and saw the CEO of Simp nation himself

by takemetochurch17 April 15, 2020