chuff box

An anus with a thick surrounding of pubic hair, usually sweaty.

John's chuff box is really smelly

by Sim0n December 23, 2005

caffeine shots

Taking a drink that's very heavy in caffeine and doing multiple shots of it within one minute. Thus, causing you to have a huge energy rush.

bob was being a lame ass but after the caffeine shots he's fucking hyper.

by ZTO September 25, 2006

chuffbox

Vagina.fanny,minge,muff etc

Susan removed her knickers to expose her chuffbox.

by Jonathan Howard January 9, 2006

Caffe Pergolesi

A hot spot for hipsters. Affectionately called "pergs", "pergos", or "Doctor Millers". Usually inhabited by hippies and trendily dressed kids who ride bikes and are usually seen with a cigarette in hand, along with some form of tea, Italian soda, or coffee. Most of the teen population doesn't go to public school, either is Independent studies, homeschooled, charter school, or just isn't in the system for school. People spend hours sitting in this place feeling cool with their books, laptops, or newspapers, iPods blasting bands like the Blood Brothers, Animal Collective, Neutral Milk Hotel, Sheena, CocoRosie, and Blonde Redhead.
Everyone knows everyone, and everyone else is better than you.

Hey, after the show you want to coffee at Caffe Pergolesi? I hear *insert local band* is playing tonight.

by Emma Macy June 1, 2007

Chuff Chainsaw

Slang for the male reproductive organs. A penis.

To be inserted in a chuff.

"Oh 'eck, I'd say you want a go of the Chuff Chainsaw?"

"I pushed a bookshelf on him and then gave him a go of my Chuff Chainsaw"

by Josh22 January 19, 2009

Caffiend

Individual, usually male, who will drink coffee, energy drinks, or soda in great excess and/or every chance he or she has. Motivation for such actions could be chemical dependency on caffeine, or the desire to seem "hard-core" by being seen drinking energy drinks.

John: Jeez, my brother drinks like two 12-packs of soda in one sitting.
Jake: What a freaking caffiend.

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James: Why is Jason always carrying a can of Monster to class?
Derek: 'Cuz he's a caffeind, dude.

by shemptastic September 1, 2009

Chuff

Polite euphemism used to replace a popular expletive, the exact meaning varies depending on context. Handy for use in workplaces where the management are uptight squares who stifle free speech.

That chuffing customer is a clueless chuffer who doesn't know what the chuff he's on about.

by Raki July 19, 2006