scent card

The scent of the spot between your ball sack and your leg after a long days workout. Usually used as a prank or disgusting joke.


Invented by Matt C , Matt G , and Jamie G

After a long day I came home and made a scent card, and shoved it in Matts face.

by J.Gallagher August 5, 2008

std card

it is when you get an sd card but it has a virus on it

"man some guy gave me this sd card but it was actually an std card"

by ASSBLASTER58 June 1, 2018

ADD card

Blaming ADD/ADHD for an action you have commited, just so people sympathize with you.

Similar to the race card

Professor: "Jason, why did you fail yesterday's chemistry test?"
Jason: "It must be my ADD"
John: "Jason just used his ADD card".

Awolnation: "Blame it on my ADD"

by Urban01d November 3, 2013

Nyquil carded

When you try to do self-checkout, but then they say this item "needs assistance" and they come over and check your i.d. and you're just thinking "Are you kidding me? I just have a fucking cold/flu!"

In order to obtain the Nyquil to treat my flu symptoms, I had to go through the public humiliation of being Nyquil carded, which held up the line and made me feel like an idiot.

by rp1149a March 20, 2012

Magic Card

A credit card stolen from parents.

"Hey Mick, are you ready to go? I got a magic card!"

by Tyme February 19, 2013

Tard Card

This is when an actor or actress decides to play a mentally retarded person to gain acting accolades like an Oscar, Emmy or Golden Globe Award.

Did you see DiCaprio in, "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape"?
That dude nearly got an Oscar for playing the Tard Card.

by Roomba August 21, 2006

race card

When somebody tries to use their race or place of origin to gain an advantage over a person or situation.

The Meat Sheik played the race card when a reporter from the ABC T.V Show 'Chasers' confronted him at the airport with masking tape.

Chasers Reporter: Will you say more nasty things about the people of Australia when your in a mosque overseas?
Meat Sheik: You racist! You racist! You racist!
Chasers Reporter: Here is some masking tape for your mouth.
Meat Sheik: Racist! Racist! Racist!

by Marbles1000 June 2, 2007