catching the crazy turkey

A sexual act in which 6 chickens, Michael, and Lindsay (as a bird) gather in a bed and make sweet, sweet eggs.

Michael, you're busy over there in Lindsay's bed catching the crazy turkey.

by cjfrey96 December 13, 2014

catching the crazy turkey

The act of having sex with your girlfriend when she is dressed as a bird

Michael: my bed is not for your chicken

Ryan: you have been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey bed over there

by lilnitewing December 13, 2014

Catching the crazy turkey

When you have sex and you make the turkey gobble sound. If you don't know it's too wild for you.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."

"Gobble Gobble baby"

by gandalfsmagicgaydick December 13, 2014

Catching Flies

Term for a state of inebriation (Drunk as Fuck), where the human in this state is so messed up he begins to resemble a toad (to ugly to be a frog) catching flies. A.k.a. The Bain.

Example: Well boys looks like the little guy is done for the night, he’s catching flies.

by CanadainSamsquanch August 11, 2011

catching the dokie

dokie- (dough-key)

To rack oneself, more specifically with a round object.

To be used in the presence of ladies.

When I jumped over the stairs, I didn't quite make it, and I caught the dokie.

by dnm September 9, 2005

Catching Trails

A visual hallucination where you see moving particles or a light source and it leaves a "trail" you can visibly see it moves. The terminology is often used in drug culture in reference to the effects of hallucinogenic drugs.

When bob waved his cigarette around while I was tripping , I was totally "catching trails" off of it.

by Lady Artemis April 25, 2011

catching oil

when a white gets cummed on by a black dude

Dude she it catching oil

by Joe dodds March 6, 2009