Captain Retard

1. Edude

Im da gay captain retard that flys boats

by squadsquadyt September 6, 2019

Captain dickhead

Some one who's being really mean or a show off Or some one just really stupid

Justin beaver is a captain dickhead

by goddangitdude32 February 3, 2012

captain destructo

one who likes to wreck and break things smash and crash usually someone that is a know it all and can not be told anything

my nephew is like captain destructo everything he touches gets broken

by tbrutal March 15, 2009

Captain Ambiguous

A slang term for a person who is overly broad or vague in conversation.

A conversation with "Captain Ambiguous" might go something like this.

You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"

by Smurf May 17, 2007

Captain's Badge

A common phrase used to describe a cavernous vagina (vag).

Hey Grandma, do you have room in your Captain's Badge for my camera?

by jewed-star October 4, 2010

Captain Cornhole

Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.

Who asked you for your opinion Captain Cornhole?

by htownfun August 22, 2009

captain bro

A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!

Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!

by Skyking007 October 12, 2015