Canada Day

Celebrated annually on July 1 in recognition of Canada being formed as a country previously ruled by the United Kingdom.
This day is a coast to coast party with each province and each people making up the Canadian people celebrating in thier own way. Usually, Molson is heavily involved.

Typical Canadian "Canada Day" conversation:

Greg: " What are you doing for Canada Day?"
Bert: " Breaking open a two-four, eh?"
Greg: " Beauty, see ya there"

by BlizzaynE April 19, 2006

Canada

The place where file sharing is still legal

"iTunes? What the hell is iTunes? Just go to Canada!"

by ViXXoR May 13, 2005

bearded canadian

A sex act in which a man dips his tool into a jar of Canadian maple syrup and smears it upon a person's face in a beard-like manner.

That bearded canadian that Dave gave me last night was really traumatizing.

by JPC254 August 14, 2006

Canadian Grappling Hook

During the act of kicking someone in the balls you get you foot lodged behind their sack and pull towards you, acting as a sort of grappling hook.

When Jordan was pissing Steve off, Steve Canadian Grappling Hooked Jordan which immediatly caused him to shut up

by StevK442 March 29, 2010

Canadadian

A person who is half-Canadian, half-Trinidadian. Also known as Trinadian.

Since my mother is from Trinidad and Tobago, and my father is from Canada, I am Canadadian.

by canadadian March 19, 2011

Canadian Interception

When one is already pooping on the toilet and a second party poops between their legs.

Joe had to poop but Megan was already pooping. With it being the only toilet, Joe went for the Canadian Interception to avoid a lengthy clean-up.

by Piatt & Co. July 5, 2012

canadian abcs

The Canadian ABCs are the alphabetical sequence of letters used in the Canadian language. While this is very similar to the English ABCs, there are included a variety of letters exclusive to the language.

This alphabet goes something like this:
A, B, C, D, E, F, Guy, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Buddy, Q, R, S, T, U, Friend, W, X, Eh, and Pppphhhlbt. It can be noted 'Pppphhhlbt' is pronounced in several variants, such as Phlphlbbbt or Slcluhhhchlbpt.

Shortly after learning the Canadian ABCs we could start practicing fluent Canadian.

by Niger Tits November 19, 2015