cadbury canal cruiser 

the dominant half in the foray of anal sex.

You filthy cadbury canal cruiser!

cadbury canal cruiser by Neeko April 26, 2004

jizz canal 

When a woman has a 2-pack it creates a canal in which you can jizz in after finishing.

Guy 1: Yep, totally just pounded my gf.
Guy 2: Did you use a condom again you wimp?
Guy 1: Naw bro, I pulled out and jizzed on her stomach. You shoulda saw that jizz canal, it was beautiful.

jizz canal by smartman265 May 21, 2009

Pirate of the anal canal 

A homosexual.

Man....Dylan is definately a pirate of the anal canal, he just doesn't know it yet.

Pirate of the anal canal by Matchew H. December 16, 2008

A Fendi on Canal Street 

A person/object who is very fake/false/misleading is just like a fake wanna-be-brand-name bag sold for dirt cheap on the famous Canal Street in New York City: appears to be the real thing instead it will break apart on you in the middle of the street when you count on it the most.

Oh please I knew she was a liar, she's as fake as a Fendi on Canal Street!

or

That is definitely a knock-off, can't you see it's as fake as a Fendi on Canal Street?

or

With that Fendi on Canal Street of a girlfriend he has, I wouldn't be surprised if he took her out of his will!

A Fendi on Canal Street by jurjinator March 20, 2010

Root Canal 

A cover tune by an awful artist, or a cover so terribly done it si like going through dental surgery.

Listening to the Rod Stewart cover of Tom Waits's Downtown Train, is like having a Root Canal

Root Canal by Blue Wooden Dog June 11, 2010

Douche Canal 

When a womens douche bag slides into a mans mouth and then he eats it.

Friend:Dude your breath is teribble wtf!
You: Damn the smell of the canal hasnt left my mouth
Friend:Nice you did the douche canal

Douche Canal by cj1x35 February 19, 2011

The Panama Canal 

When you're standing up, fucking a Latino girl in the ass from behind, and you jam her arm into her birth canal to grab the shape of your penis, and have her jerk it off until cum pours out her ass.

"Ahh maaaan...last night was insane...oh shit I forgot....did you end up fuckin' that old mexican chick?" "Naaaa...I just fed her a handful of expired diet pills and gave her The Panama Canal."

The Panama Canal by Pootie Perez December 2, 2009