calipatriot

a person who loves, supports, and defends the state of california with excessive and vicious intensity.

Any attempt to undermine the awesomeness of california, or imply that California, its laws, or its people are flawed is taken as a deep personal insult.

otherwise known as a california patriot.

me: Those crazy Californian people are always passin' some new law and trying to reform the whole damn country. what is it with them?

Rita: hey! fuck you man. california is the best state that ever existed, and if you say anything like that again i will tear all of your hair out!!!!

me: woah. sorry, i didnt realize you were such a hardcore calipatriot.

by silverback0233 July 25, 2010

Calidown

When California sinks into the ocean.

In the movie "2012" there is an instance of Calidown

by RealComicalDude December 2, 2016

caida

The best no one can be better than caida

Caida is the best its a superman

by Anonimm February 9, 2018

cailida

Cailida is a wonderful individual who has a lot of confidence. She tends to be a follower or a very controlling leader. She plays hard to get so she attracts the right kind of boys... sometimes. She does not like to be underpressure and loves to procrastinate. She is loyal, sassy, and a confident person. She can be your friend one minute and your enemy the next. She is a jewel who is one in a million, never take her for granted. She has a fat ass that brings all the boys chasing her. She sometimes can feel over shadowed by another friend or sibling. She loves food. Never mess with her food or she will come for you. She is somewhat good at sports but better at achedemics. She is very protective of what she loves. She is like a caring mother who will always be there for you even at your worst. She is such a special person i wish more people could experience what it is like to have her in your life.

Damn Cailida's got a fine Ass.

She got that JLO and Kim K ass.

I wish I had a Cailida Ass.

by raindropdroptopbitch May 20, 2018

calianna jean briner

FUCKING PERFECT IN EVERY WAY! Has an amazing personality. Caliannas are usually slim thicc. Mainly brunette and get all the cute and ugly guys. Guys usually try to hook up with a calianna. If you are a calianna don’t do lipsi and give out ur link ur phone will EXPLODE. You will love a calianna when you find her. And like the vocabulary word HOE.

Is that a calianna? I wish she was mine she’s hot and fucking perfect!

A calianna jean briner: is always perfect and slim thicc what do you expect they also usually have perfect personalities.

by Jayde_horses October 9, 2018

Coliday

When a person says they are going for lunch but then disappears and takes the rest of the day off. Also, known as doing a "Colin". The main inspiration for the hit song by Madonna in the 1980s "Coliday".

I haven't seen Steve for a while he must be on a "Coliday"

by WifiSy July 31, 2019

Caida

Caida is a good friend. She wants to be popular and like the other kids. She doesn’t want to get bullied, so she hangs out with people who make fun of her, and make her give them food or candy. She is okay with it, she wishes it wasn’t like this. She is skinny, and self conscious. She gets bullied because she doesn’t defend herself. She comes running back when she is sad or misses her old life. If you are her friend, don’t let go, no matter how hard she tries to get away from you, trust me.

1: Caida, why are you crying?
2: I feel like the Odd one out, I miss being your friend.
1: I do too.
1:Hey, want to hang out with me at recess?
2: I can’t I’m going to hang out with them.
1: But you said..?
2: I know, but it’s the only way I won’t get hurt.

by whenpigsonedayfly October 21, 2019