calipatriot 

a person who loves, supports, and defends the state of california with excessive and vicious intensity.

Any attempt to undermine the awesomeness of california, or imply that California, its laws, or its people are flawed is taken as a deep personal insult.

otherwise known as a california patriot.

me: Those crazy Californian people are always passin' some new law and trying to reform the whole damn country. what is it with them?

Rita: hey! fuck you man. california is the best state that ever existed, and if you say anything like that again i will tear all of your hair out!!!!

me: woah. sorry, i didnt realize you were such a hardcore calipatriot.

calipatriot by silverback0233 July 25, 2010

ColtPatriot 

An amazing brilliant individual known for his academic excellence. His achievements and accomplishments persevere through generations. He is handsome and envious for other’s hospitality. Well known on social media and in public life. He posses knowledge and eccentric competence. He is confidently assertive and bolsters a sense of prideful success. He has many friends and is kind to one another. He is loved and respected by communities and people who associate with him.

Coltpatriot is a good person

ColtPatriot by Coalition June 20, 2024

Coltpatriot 

A vile heinous evil villain that terrorizes through rude and mean words. He creates imminent destruction and is aggressively violent. He has an impertinent character that is animalistic and unbelievable. He is an unhinged pedophile. Known for harassment and pondering dramatic changes affecting the environment of others. Not diligent or attentive towards progress and improvement. He can’t even formulate coherent sentences without being flawed by obstructing. Also a certified retard and psychotic bitch. Incapable of creating a primary account and can’t complete a single game. Coltpatriot is a racist, xenophobic, homophobic and misogynistic person. All he does is troll innocent children, poc, women and other minorities on Xbox. Unfortunately pretends to be friends with people to then manipulate them and extort them with personal information. Colt will attack you with unrelenting force and make multiple false allegations to ruin your reputation. He is a menace and a total embarrassment.

Coltpatriot likes cp

Coltpatriot by Drop dead cynical June 20, 2024