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Chicken Mud

The amalgam of feces and semen that dribbles down the taint after getting one’s cheeks vigorously clapped.
He was kind enough to give me my own sock to wipe up the chicken mud he made me leak.

His girth left me gaping and dripping the worst chicken mud.

My panty gusset is covered in chicken mud. I didn’t have time to wipe up.
by Dick Onchin May 24, 2020
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mud butt

An uncontrollable bad case of diarrhea that feels as if mud is oozing out of your ass.
After drinking a case of beer and eating some bad Mexican food, I got a severe case of mud butt.
by toast455 July 5, 2005
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mud shark

any white chick that goes lookin for some black meat.
that white girl with tito is a mudshark.
by Lee Broussard April 1, 2003
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stick in the mud

Someone who prefers to allow things of seeming enjoyment pass them by

Someone who prefers to "stick" (stay, remain) in the "mud" (a metaphor for despression and unhappiness)

derived from "to stick in the mud" ..
The time has come to thicken the blood //
and make no mistake i'm a stick in the mud //
by adhesives April 27, 2003
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mud shark

A white female, who is usually unattractive and overweight, who preferes to have sex with black gangsters from the ghetto.
The mud shark was gang banged and gave birth to a mud skipper.
by slicksal November 20, 2006
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Mud Turkied

Supremely owned, embarrassingly schooled
"I just totally Mud Turkied you at a game of pool." Which translates roughly in to, "I just beat you so bad at pool that your mother started crying and offered me her body so I would stop destroying you so madKorely".
by Jeremy Slider November 15, 2007
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Mud Shark

A mud shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only black men. There are two distinct types of mud sharks: ....but there's a third.

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Type I Mud Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end black man.

Type II Mud Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde) who are trying to make a statement by dating a black man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.

Type III Mud Sharks (now off the endangered species list) are MOSTLY girls with education who, are dating or married to a white guy majority are good-looking girls who are not trying to make a statement by secretly dating a black man. Usually type III's are not going public with this achievement and especially not trying to make daddy mad. AND WILL TAKE THIS TOO THEIR GRAVE!!!!

The most common Type III are teachers, bank tellers, bartenders, nurses, cheating wives, military spouses,single moms, Glifs, and the Queen of ♠️
That ho over there is a mud shark.
by MUD SHARK LUVER August 6, 2018
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