Seggs bruv

When your tiny small ass pp goes in a shithole or a pushy that smells like fish

Let's have sum seggs bruv bae

by boogiebandoo on tiktok May 13, 2021

Mr bruv

An alpha male/ tiktok sensation who is the creator of the 2dot and often performs a 2dot swap with his PFB mrs bruv. Mr bruv always indulges into something hazy whilst playing league of legends. He also faces stiff competition for mrs bruv by another male named Adam Barre.

He is also the most feared man in Brighton as he will steal anyone’s PFB he is that much of a specimen.

Aristotle - you will achieve nothin In the world without Mr Bruv

by Adam Barre April 16, 2024

bruv

Bruv is a variation of Bruh where it has more of a slang version were it also means bro or just to catch a persons attention.

Hay bruv watcha doin.

by HawwainBro69420 July 16, 2022

Bruv

Ruv but BRUH

Aye yo this that a BRUV

by Bilal was here June 13, 2021

Bruv

It means brother or friend. Calling someone bruv is just a nickname for a close friend.

"Oi bruv how you doin?"
"Oi bruv come downstairs, mum wants you.!"

by strawberriesandream May 23, 2021

Bruv

The British version of bruh

"Oi whatcha got there bruv"
"A smoothie"

by ProDEADSTROKE May 19, 2021

Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024