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King Bowser

(N.) The King of the Koopas, his full name is Bowser Koopa, and he's one of the Mushroom Kingdom's Most Wanted.
Stats:
Age: Same as Mario
Height: about 7'
Weight: about 600 lbs.
History: has been beaten by Mario about 30 some times.
All Koopa Troopas, hail Lord King Bowser!
by G-Union May 30, 2003
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brewskis

He's going to pick up a 12 pack of brewskis later.
by SuperSonicX May 25, 2006
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Bowsheek

When a ballsack is pronounced with an accent or lisp or when someone is uber ghey
I sucked my bowsheek
eddie e. sucked my bowsheek
by Doompartonsquaod March 11, 2007
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Bowser

A beast known as Super Mario's TRUE nemesis. This turtle-like creature first appeared on the very first Super Mario game for the old-school Nintendo and was first known as the demon king turtle but later was changed to king Bowser. in Japan and to some ignorant folks in the USA call him Koopa.

He is often overlooked of his powers since his diabolical appearence sporting long spikes from his shell, horns on his head, and razor sharp teeth on a body known to be only muscle.

He is such a powerful creature that it does not fit my mind how can Mario woop his @$$!?

Throughout the many games he has been in, he has been known to breath fire in many fashions, levitiate from the ground, become invisible for short periods of time, run extremely fast, and has brute strength to back him up. He has been known to be a wizard for all these things since he is an expert at wand handling and the ablity to control a large mass of individuals to oversee his kingdom. His technical skills are superb since he has created many machines throughout his life trying to kick Mario's sorry @$$. He has survived many of the things Mario has done to him including surviving many pitfalls, lava pools, and explosions while using his machines. He is a master theif and is capable of entering worlds through holograpghic paintings to steel golden stars.

Bowser will never die and the day he dies is the day Mario dies too.
Bowser: I shall tear off your flesh in tiny strips and take out your heart while you are still watching and I shall wear it as a necklace! BWA HA HA HA!
Mario: (Bounces on Bowser's head and pulls switch to drop Bowser on some hot lava)
Bowser: OWWW! AWWW!!! We shall meet again!!
Mario: (Recieves a golden star) YAY!
by leebal May 18, 2006
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private browsing

A feature of many web browsers that allows the user to prevent any data (like history, cookies, or the cache) from being stored while it is on. Also known as porn mode for really obvious reasons, but may be used whenever any sensitive/confidential information is going to be transmitted.

Private browsing is more comprehensive than simply erasing the history, because that's just a list of URLs, and browsers also save things like cookies (for sites to remember you) and images in the cache (to load faster later).

Private browsing is just a browser feature — there are other ways visited sites are tracked (for example, by your Internet provider), so it's not foolproof.
Say you are about to purchase a surprise for someone. If you choose a private browsing session, after you're done, other people won't see what gift you bought, or your credit card number, or your drug trafficking, or your porn.
by browserbrowsing July 18, 2010
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bowsheek

Example:
Person one: I like de bowsheek do you like de bowsheek?
Person two: YEAH ITS TASTY!!! I LIKE DE SHEEK STEW! I LIKE DE SHEEKSICLES AND I LIKE DE SHEEKMUFFINS!!!! YEAAAAAAH!!!
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It Blows

Kid: Hey hows your football team

Other Kid: it blows
by Flopomaniac August 23, 2011
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