broom alien

A term with a negative connotation used to describe a person who has had everything in life handed to him or her and seems to be completely unacquainted with mundane tasks like sweeping a floor.
I always feel like our government is disconnected from the lives of the people." "That's because this country is run by broom aliens.
by Jacck Quänts December 27, 2010
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butt broom

the use of ones mustache or upper lip hair to groom the other parties ass
Tom Selleck has an industrial strength butt broom.
poop broom mustache butt brush
by allthecash December 2, 2009
mugGet the butt broommug.

push broom

The act of taking one's moustache and running it the length of his partner's vagina for sexual stimulation.
I gave that bitch a push broom last night.
by yeahtubbs November 1, 2007
mugGet the push broommug.

Womb broom

small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch
by captnphunky July 9, 2007
mugGet the Womb broommug.

Double Broom

Double broom: when someone with an ironic mustache goes down on someone with long pubes
When Chris started dating Marty with the big bush, he grew out his mustache so he could give her a double broom.
by weenpeen87 November 13, 2019
mugGet the Double Broommug.

The Mitchell Broome

Most strapping young lads, who often work at the Tyre Factory in Warrnambool but engages in gay anal sex on weekends for entertainment. (Usually Overweight)
That The Mitchell Broome is looking fantastic today!
by corzav3 June 2, 2020
mugGet the The Mitchell Broomemug.

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