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Filthy Broom

A vile act wherein a witches broom is used to clean the inside of an oven after a drunk woman mistakes it for a toilet, pulls the oven door down, defecates in it, and then proceeds to bake the contents at 375 degrees.
There was no safe place to discard the filthy broom after it was used to clean the steaming pieces of feces from the oven that next morning. That broom was just filthy, pure filthy.
by Dew Dropping January 19, 2011
mugGet the Filthy Broommug.

butt broom

the use of ones mustache or upper lip hair to groom the other parties ass
Tom Selleck has an industrial strength butt broom.
poop broom mustache butt brush
by allthecash December 2, 2009
mugGet the butt broommug.

push broom

The act of taking one's moustache and running it the length of his partner's vagina for sexual stimulation.
I gave that bitch a push broom last night.
by yeahtubbs November 1, 2007
mugGet the push broommug.

Womb broom

small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch
by captnphunky July 9, 2007
mugGet the Womb broommug.

Womb broom

A rather large mustache that brushes the Labia Major area during cunninglingus.
While down on my squeeze I used my womb broom to sweep the va JJ.
by Time for time December 31, 2021
mugGet the Womb broommug.

Shaft broom

The action of a man giving head to another man and his mustache dragging across the other man's shaft, like a broom across the floor
Yeah Dustin's shaft broom really cleaned my dick last night!
by BT34M October 10, 2018
mugGet the Shaft broommug.

The Mitchell Broome

Most strapping young lads, who often work at the Tyre Factory in Warrnambool but engages in gay anal sex on weekends for entertainment. (Usually Overweight)
That The Mitchell Broome is looking fantastic today!
by corzav3 June 2, 2020
mugGet the The Mitchell Broomemug.

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