butt broom

the use of ones mustache or upper lip hair to groom the other parties ass

Tom Selleck has an industrial strength butt broom.
poop broom mustache butt brush

by allthecash December 2, 2009

broom alien

A term with a negative connotation used to describe a person who has had everything in life handed to him or her and seems to be completely unacquainted with mundane tasks like sweeping a floor.

I always feel like our government is disconnected from the lives of the people." "That's because this country is run by broom aliens.

by Jacck Quänts December 27, 2010

push broom

The act of taking one's moustache and running it the length of his partner's vagina for sexual stimulation.

I gave that bitch a push broom last night.

by yeahtubbs November 1, 2007

Womb broom

small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch

the ladies love my womb broom

by captnphunky July 9, 2007

Shaft broom

The action of a man giving head to another man and his mustache dragging across the other man's shaft, like a broom across the floor

Yeah Dustin's shaft broom really cleaned my dick last night!

by BT34M October 10, 2018

meat broom

An extremely long penis with a bulbous tip which makes it resemble a broom. It's used to sweep dust bunnies out of a pussy.

"Bro, I found this sweet Gmilf. I cleaned her with my meat broom."

by crepuscular March 11, 2017

Double Broom

Double broom: when someone with an ironic mustache goes down on someone with long pubes

When Chris started dating Marty with the big bush, he grew out his mustache so he could give her a double broom.

by weenpeen87 November 13, 2019