An inbred teenager that hasn’t heard of a barber. Tall, long, messy, feminine looking curly looking girl hair rested upon their uneducated head.
Generally accompanied by a squatted truck driver, whose father is also their uncle.
Generally accompanied by a squatted truck driver, whose father is also their uncle.
by Miles the great February 19, 2024
Get the Broccoli haired mug.The unfortunate combination of someone being both a Broccoli Head and a Squid. This mutational crossover happens when a dude has the negative traits of each stereotype. They are very common at American universities, specifically in fraternities.
Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness
Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness
That group of Broccoli Squids over there are doing tiktok dances in front of the bench press! Not again!
by GeedEater December 9, 2024
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When you are unable to indentify your teenager in a crowd of his friends due to the broccoli like haircut that all teenage boys currently have.
I was at the track meet and totally missed Tanner running. There were like 20 boys out there. It must have been a case of total broccoli blindness.
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When two chicks with prolapsed anuses scissor each other's butt holes on top of a guy penis while he's wearing a dick sleeve.
When two chicks with prolapsed anuses scissor each other's butt holes on top of a guy penis while he's wearing a dick sleeve.
I heard those two white girls made some black guy a "broccoli sandwich", last Saturday after they met him at the club.
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"Bro what are you talking about? Of course Chris Hemsworth is natural. He said it on the Tonight Show, it was just 6 months of chicken rice & broccoli."
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