loose bride

A woman getting married that has slept with a 3 or more men that were in attendance at her wedding.

Non-virgin man1: Did you see Tara at her wedding? I felt pretty awkward seeing her get married to billybobjubilous.
Non-virgin man2,3, and 4: Yeah she's a bit of a loose bride.

by anonymouslywashingmachine August 12, 2015

unicorn bride

Noun: a girl no one would ever think someone would marry

Yep, with that face she’s a definite unicorn bride

by xoxo May 29, 2018

blackmail bride

A woman who tries to blackmail their love interest and/or their significant other to terminate the relationship, in the hopes of securing their love interest for themselves.

Laura is desperate and trying to blackmail bride herself by recording our conversation and using sensitive information against you.

by LM3isAHuge May 3, 2017

Side Bride

A poor soul who simply found their person too late.

So cheering you on, respectfully from the sidelines, will just have to do.

🫰🏻

Woe, the agony, that is the side bride’s.

by Titse rácina… December 30, 2023

Child Bride

A bride that is a child

The child bride was shipped off to the middle east

by 459395 April 23, 2023

Orleans bride

(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin

i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

Orleans bride

(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin

i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride

by Sexydimma March 14, 2021