a tween or teen girl with no ass and no culture who doesn't actually eat food but feeds exclusively on the attention of other wannabe "Brandy girls" online
almost always Aryan, ahem, I mean white, upper middle class or above
almost always Aryan, ahem, I mean white, upper middle class or above
by THOTZILLA September 12, 2020
Sexy, seductive, cunning, smart, addictive. You don't want to piss off a Brandi Janson, revenge is well thought out and the repercussions are severe. Brandi Janson is an amazing lover, with skills and warmth one could not find anywhere else. If your lucky enough to have a Brandi Janson fall in love with you, you will find a loyal caring companion who will erase the concept of ever having snagged anyone else. If you fall in love with her, good luck! Your in for the most amazing and possibly painful time if your life. Don't lose her, because you will spend the rest of your life screwing ugly woodland creatures wondering where you fucked up and why you can't get over the loss.
She wishes she was a Brandi Janson, stupid bitch don't she know Brandi Janson is in a league of her own.
by Tiredon3 November 14, 2019
The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She has beautiful eyes that'll make you go insane. She has brown hair and braces. She always says that she's ugly but I tell her she's not. People who have a brandi banks are the most lucky people in the world.
Hey look is she Brandi Banks
by Thatoneguy22 October 29, 2013
Lily and brandy are facken betches( please vote this in. It's for my friends I want to make them laugh)
by Lily and brandy January 25, 2019
by Jeremy Dehart April 18, 2005
Brandi D Dodd is the most fucking Beautiful sexy hot and when i say cute i mean fucking cute person in the entire fucking world good thing is its that shes mine
Brandi Dodd is so fucking amazing
by Ethan Garza September 30, 2018
person known to primarily walk around holding an excessively small glass of brandy with the thumb and forefinger in a faggy manner. also so: gash avoider, alex
by esuelo February 18, 2008