Brand New 

When someone is still a virgin

Mike: is Kayla still a virgin?
Corey: yeah she told me and D she was brand new, fresh out the box

Brand New by chantise_babii_5♥ September 12, 2009

Brand New 

Gods Balance Of Happiness to mankind After Justin Beiber got big.

in other words..Brand New is Pretty Much the shit

Drunk Dude: So you heard about that queer justin beiber that has pre Menstrual girls lovin his shitty music?

Drunk Woman: Have you heard about this band Brand New That is making Everyone that listens to them want to bow to Jesse Lacey?

Drunk Dude: Whos Jesse Lacey?

Drunk Woman: Gods other Son, and the singer/Guitarist of Brand New

Drunk Dude: O word, im gonna grab another beer and totally check that band out

Brand New by BrandNew182 January 13, 2011

Brand X

Lame poster on TNL.

Brand X

Anyone up to play tonite?
Anyone up to play this afternoon?
One day, I'd love to take it up the ass.
Which is why I love the Koenigsegg, sooooooo much power!

Brand X by TNL August 19, 2006

Brand used 

When something is brand new to one person but used to another.

1.Some people think of my girlfriend is a slut,but I just see her as brand used.

2.Brand new to you,used to me.

Brand used by o.s.f. November 29, 2010

Brand ambassador 

Self title IG thots use to advertise they are willing to travel to sell pussy

When hoes IG profile says "Brand Ambassador" that means you can fly them out to fuck for $$$

Brand ambassador by Watcher January 7, 2019

Brand New 

A woman who is sexually turned-out by another woman, then leaves her man to be with that woman.

Originator: Feloni

Yo chick is brand new if she hangs in titty-bars

Yo chick is brand new is she likes menojois toi

Yo chick is brand new if she likes to wear yo drawls

Yo chick is brand new if she leaves you fo a broad

Brand New by Feloni June 25, 2005

Brand New 

1. A band that proves that if you take a bunch of shit and throw it together, there are always people to love it. They gained popularity quickly when it became trendy to listen to shitty music that nobody cares about. Considered great songwriters by teenage girls everywhere thanks to pseudo "musicians" prasing them (they suck).

2. The reason for the fall of the Roman Empire

3. Music that traveled though time to cause the extinction of the dinosaurs.

4. A sound so terrible that all of the Justice League, The Avengers, and the Fellowship of the Ring would commit suicide if forced to do battle against it.

Person A: "Who is the shittiest band ever?"

Person B: "Well that would have to be Brand New."

"Today I discovered the cure for cancer, but I heard a song by Brand New and I realize that the human race is no longer worth it."

Brand New by Philip Fenix March 4, 2010