Bailocaust

Similar to Bailing.......this is the act of ditching on a preagreed event, date, plan etc. Typically of great excitement or importance to one or more parties to whom the bailing is being committed against. Always last minute and leaves ppl with a feeling of disgust/dismay equal to or greater than the holocaust.

AeSop: Hey Sallie.....we still on for tonight? I've been lookin forward to this all week!!!

Sallie: OMG...Meeee Toooo. I'm just gettin ready now. Pick me up in half hour.

...............(half hour later).......................
AeSoP: I'm outside your place. Get out here.

Sallie: O ya about that....I"m not allowed to come anymore. hehehe....Ttyl....

AeSoP: Faaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......I can't believe u bailocausted AGAIN!!!! (goes offs himself)

by lurch18 November 2, 2009

Bail Out

What industry executives petition the government to pay out of tax-payer coffers when they don't have enough capital to pay themselves their annual million dollar bonus.

CEO: Sales are down for the 15th quarter straight. Our product is not in demand. We have to lay off workers.

CFO: Better ask congress for a bail out so we can get our bonus.

by Kifoka February 4, 2009

barilian

A very wild kind of monkey that plays online simulators of Pokémon and misspells english.

Barilian monkey: I IS BARILIAN. BARILIAN IS GRAND!
Joe: What's he saying?

by Silvalfo March 8, 2009

Hollis bail

a Hollis bail (patent pending) is leaving the scene of a situation before it becomes awkward. by doing a Hollis bail it stops questions being asked and means that the situation can't get any worse, as you are no longer there. This tactic uses causes trouble for your wingman, as he has to pick up the pieces of the mayhem you've caused, but that's not a problem for the person who has performed the Hollis bail, as there already tucked up in bed by this stage

oh yeh, that was a dodgy situation so he's done a Hollis bail

by the eyes tornado December 4, 2010

Bailout

Give me a fucking break; literally and figuratively

Yo man, I've made some terrible decisions over and over again, but I don't want to be held accountable for my actions. Can you give me a bailout?

by CommonCents December 20, 2008

Bailee

Bailee, usually a smart girl. Very blonde hair as well. Thinks badly about herself and gets hurt easily by little bad comments. Very smart and funny. Beautiful but she thinks she's hideous. She thinks no one will ever love her ever in her life. Her heart has been broken many times

Wow, she's acts like a Bailee
She is such a Bailee!

by FaithThePhangirl December 8, 2016

Baily

One of the prettiest sweetest girls you will ever meet. She has her blond moments but shes actually really smart! She gets a little flirty but shes a girl can ya blame her.? She would never to anything to hurt a friend but do not become her enemy or she will mess you up!! she's no hoe or skank, shes a down-to-earth girl that wants a commited relationship and many friends,,,anyone would be lucky to have this girl in their life, she is AMAZING<3(:

"Damn she's hot who is that?"
"Oh that's Baily but don't try anything she wants a relationship and she's not stupid! ... well most of the time"
"oohh well she is very pretty and seems really fun"

"Hell yeah i am!!"
(: (:

by basketbalbabe181 May 3, 2011