braden

horny goose during mating season

The braden said "HONK HONK Amber DO ME NOW i want in yo panties"

by Bradennnnn June 22, 2007

braden

tall ass fucking nerd who is really cute

"you're such a braden"
"i know i'm such a fucking nerd"

by lowkey into bden April 16, 2016

Braden

A fucking alcoholic

He is such a Braden.

by Yogoebrnfj October 15, 2019

broderick shower

The cleansing of one's genitalia, whilst squatting in the bathtub; remaining clothed from the waist up.
Preferrably done in a cheap motel prior to adulterous intercourse.

"Oh no! Mary will be here soon. I hope I have enough time to take a Broderick Shower as my cock and balls are absolutely filthy. I hope she has done the same."

by Mr. McAllister July 16, 2008

Braden Ernatt

Gay guy who loves dick and eats it a lot

Hey he is sucking cock just like Braden Ernatt

by Revive Me March 9, 2019

Braden Ruffner

A short little fuck that backpacks off of others and drinks in the house.

I saw a dumb bitch yesterday. His name was Braden Ruffner

by BradenRuffnerHater November 4, 2022

Braden

An amazing person who is loved by many, has many friends, and is the best person you will ever meet.

Is definition is definitely not written by a Braden. 🙄

by TheCapyLlama July 31, 2019