Un-boring

Ikea
see boring

The Ikea store, with its stupid funiture and lamps was very Un-Boring

by brahm2 September 28, 2003

borange

can mean allmost anything in the right context, such as mad or shit. invented by ross noble, who is borange. must be used with enthusiasm, strong word.

your gonna give me tickets to bdo? that is so barange!

by sally anstey January 4, 2005

Borange

Colloq. term meaning bad, rubbish or wicked, and can be used in both positive and negative terms, but mostly used to describe an object or event that is terribly bad or rubbish.

Triple M is borange.
This is some borange cheesecake!
I have a hangover, I feel borange.

by Lindon M. January 10, 2005

Boring-ness

Boring person, place or thing. The state of being boring. For those who do not know what this is, imagine working in an office cubicle, staring at an Excel spreadsheet full of numbers and pivot tables and your job is to find the ONE number in the sheet that is missing the decimal. Drool slowly evaporates from your lips as you stare slightly teary eyed with your mouth slightly agape you are dimly aware of being in a mindset of between sleep and nausea and have a growing sense of a need to escape, but you can't. Your ass has gone numb from becoming Boring-ness.

While working in an accounting office of 100 poeple, all you can hear is the scratch of pencil and clackety clack of the keyboard, your mind slowly turns to mush as you become the embodiment of boring-ness.

by Food Science Geek Squared September 19, 2012

Borange

To be of poor or dismal quality.

Your cardboard cut out of Nanna is borange.

by Dabbu January 12, 2005

Borange

Borange is the scientific term for an ingrown hair on or around the scrotum. Borange is a condition where the hair curls back or grows sideways into the skin. Borange is common on or close to the scrotum due to abundance of curly hair in that area of the body. It may or may not be accompanied by an infection of the hair follicle (folliculitis) or "razor bumps" (pseudofolliculitis barbae), which vary in size. Borange is usually caused by the shaving or waxing of pubic hair. Anything which causes the hair to be broken off short with a sharp tip can cause ingrown hair. Shaving is the leading cause, followed by waxing and tight clothing. The embedded hair causes a localized inflammation (sometimes painful) response in the skin with prostanoid involvement. Sometimes an ingrown hair occurs without external intervention, when the pore is blocked for various reasons, as is the case in keratosis pilaris, and the hair is forced to grow sideways.

I had to pop a spot on my balls today due to all this bloody borange I've got going on down there

by Toru Watanabe January 14, 2011

Borange

Borange is simply a drink. Served in a pint glass to the most drunk person at a party it consists of half a pint of real ale 'B'eer and half a pint of 'ORANGE' juice.

Borange is famous for its ability to induce poetic tendencies into drinkers of the magical mixture. For example from June 2005:

Ode to Borange-Stuart Hall following William Wordsworth-For Katalie

I wandered drunken as a clown
That bloats on pies then feels pale and ill,
When all at once I saw a frown,
My host, and my 'Borange'-spills;
Beside the cake, beneath the peas,
That terrible drink that made me queeze(y)

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In hungover or in vomiting mood
It flashs on my pounding mind
Which is the piss of Boritude*
And then my toilet with Borange fills
And I wish I had eaten some Daffodils (instead)

Note: Boritude is not a word to the best of this author's knowledge...sorry

by Nurton September 22, 2005