Box Checker 

A person who achieves a desired position due to one or more nonjob competency related criteria. The organization may deem that the criteria helps their public or other social favorability. I.E. the candidate "checks the box". This term and related policy has become more frequently used in politics and in very large public or private companies, to not infrequent embarrassing ends, since a more competent applicant would have been overlooked in favor of a box checker.

The public affairs spokesperson frequently misspeaks and typically does not have answers for easy questions. It looks like they were hired a a box checker for their position.

Box Checker by Blood Alpha January 14, 2023

box turdle 

When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.

"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."

box turdle by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014

Box worthy 

A measure of the attractiveness of a woman.

Explanation -- An attempt to have an affair with a smart, beautiful and awesome woman might lead to a downward spiral of divorce, financial losses, and emotional turmoil to the point where you are living in a cardboard box under a bridge. If that were to happen, would you look back on the wreckage your life has become and say, "She was worth it"? If that is the case, she is "Box worthy".

Dave: Danny, Have you met your girlfriends' parents yet?
Danny: Yeah dude, her mom is smoking hot. Totally Box worthy!
Dave: Wait until you see her grandma!

Box worthy by Fog_of_Life December 16, 2009

Box-In Logic 

An argumentive tactic used to build a set of logic based barriers that in the mind of the arguer leaves their audience or opponent only one choice which is to agree with them which includes a suggestion that the person is a bad person if they come to any other conclusion outside of the logic-barriers set forth by them

People often use box-in logic to force impressionable people to agree with them

Box-In Logic by on August 5, 2019

Box office bomb 

Any feature-length film that is considered unprofitable or unsuccessful during its theatrical run.

So, the Powerpuff Girls movie adaption was a box office bomb

Box office bomb by Ryan900USAYT December 21, 2022

box man 

Someone able to open a safe without the combination. A safe cracker.

If we're going to get the loot out of that state-of-the-art safe, we're going to need a top-notch box man.

box man by KevintheOH September 17, 2008

box'd 

When you put somebody into the discord server The Box Reborn and turn them into the horniest teenagers imaginable Hentai Haven discussions ensues.

Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now..."

Friend 1: "Oh no you've been Box'd"

box'd by boreh July 15, 2021