black blanket welcome

Where you come into a room (like a prison cell) and someone grabs you, pins your arms by your sides and wraps a thick blanket around you pinning your arms down. Then they cut a hole where your ass is and pork the shit out of you.

That new guy cried all night after his black blanket welcome. He thought he was tough but he's a bitch.

by Wyld Stallions Rule April 28, 2008

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Sex Blanket

(N) a bed cover at all non-five star hotels
Sometimes referred to as a sperm blanket

Upon arrival at their motel, jack and nicole threw the sex blanket off their bed.

by aschluss April 4, 2010

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Bitch Blanket Bob

When your sleeping with a girl and she is being a bitch by hogging your blanket

Boy: Honey stop being such a bitch blanket bob and give me some blanket
Girl: Its your fault that you where a Toenail Toby last night.

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by Zenunass June 23, 2011

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Dutch Blanket

When your lady friend is slightly chilly a gentle dutchman will drape his nutsack over her forehead to keep her warm.

My girl was cold this spring so I gave her the Dutch Blanket to keep her warm.

by Yes sir yeah sure May 5, 2017

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Hello Kitty Blanket

An amazingly comfortable blanket that teenage/young adult men like to cuddle in.

I want the hello kitty blanket!!

by dutchdropje13 August 6, 2010

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blanket sex

When a guy and a girl have sex with a blanket sheet with a hole between them in order to avoid physical body contact.

Al:"River was so shy last night that she took a pink blanket and cut a hole in it. Then we had blanket sex".
Pinky:"That's weird. She usually likes hot and steamy sex. Have you waxed your chest?".
Al:"No, why?".
Pinky:"Now I see the reason why! River does not like the Amazon forest!".

by hotbabyface January 14, 2011

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