blowing a clown

To announce something in a public forum (such as facebook) that is shocking and probably untrue for the sake of garnering attention.

"Anne posted on her page that IRS is after her for back taxes and she's going to jail for 15 years--even though she's only 17. That girl is an expert at blowing a clown."

by Berengariathefirst September 7, 2013

Blowing zeros

Referring to a breathalyzer. Blowing through and it reads 0.00. When someone is pretending to be drunk or high but they blow a 0% BAC

Guy 1: did you see how drunk she was at the party?
Guy 2: nah dude she was blowing zeros

by Shortlang♐️ March 6, 2016

blowing his doors off

A rudimentary verbal expression of bliss, defined by a meathead (indigenous to the northeast region of the united states) who had the unbelievable fortune, of getting some action from a soon very regrettable chick.

One of Joey's many side chicks, went down on him in the front seat of the Eldo. Blowing his doors off while still in Park.
Also see meatwinner

by Guido4life December 28, 2016

Blowing my crap

When you piss someone off or expose him.

You keep blowing my crap whenever they are around.

by Omar Mohamed January 20, 2019

Blowing a Trombone

When a girl is sucking a guys dick and then he farts.

Lacey was sucking Rick's dick so well, she ended up blowing a trombone when he farted... She had a standing ovation.

by EZvibes December 4, 2019

Tower Browning

When a girl has diarrhea on your dick as you are having butt sex.

I has fucking this girl the other day when out of no where she decided that tower browning me would be cool, so I was like "What the Fuck".

by epichacker69 February 20, 2013

Justin Browning

A paylake fisherman that pretends to river fish and hate paylakes. This person also photoshops small fish to make them look big.

Dont be a Justin Browning

by Chetelliott22 May 23, 2017