Blowjob 

The fine act of cumming on a woman's face

boy 1: I gave a woman a blowjob last night!
boy 2: Woah dude, Sick!

Blowjob by hardcorgame217 May 18, 2018

blowjob 

Even if you've just washed it she still won't suck it!

She sucked me dry,then I farted.

blowjob by eddy hitler June 13, 2005

blowjob 

The act in which a female or a very disturbed male inserts a usualy erect penis into their mouth. This act can consist of sucking, licking, deepthroating, and the occasional kissing. Some people choose to massage the penis as well as suck it, too cause more or a joyful sensation. This act usualy ends with the penis ejaculation a load of cum into the females mouth, then she either spits it out of swallows it. Sometimes, the mall will bust a load on her face, showing her shes just a useless broad. the "blowjob" got its name from people sucking penis in order to recieive blow or cocaine, hence the name "blowjob".

That bitch gave me a blowjob, and I farted on her chin

You dad asked me if I could suck his cock...... but thats kinda weird so I ran home

You sister sucks great cock.... I fuckign blew a load in her eye.... that stupid whore

blowjob by Flinchy April 30, 2006

blowjob 

for some, only a rumor

I'd give my left nut to get a real blowjob.

blowjob by Gamerguy March 20, 2008

blowjob 

meaning used to describe an act of fellatio

1.iam feeling horny give me a blowjob
2.in oral sex you can get blowjobs
3.what a kinky name for cock sucking a blowjob
4.give us a blowjob
5.blowjob+handjob=knobjob

blowjob by lucas bolton April 24, 2006

blowjob 

When a sexy bitch slams your bedroom door open, and then blows, licks, or sucks on your sweet sweet area until happiness and butterflies take over the orgasm

*sexy bitch comes in*
"Blowjob NOW"
"YOUR DAMN RIGHT BABY"

blowjob by AnimeDefinitions July 12, 2015

Blowjob 

When him/her puts a dick in their mouth and begins to suck it, (typicly during oral sex ) the man then will get "pleasures" the proper way to give someone a blowout is to lick the head of the dick and jerk of the rest of the dick , then go to the balls and suck them an go back and forth to both for about a minute then the next step is to deepthroat the dick this night cause gagging but it's OK then when the man cums suck until he's done and swallow it with a smile and repeat process

I just gave this hot guy a blowjob and his dick was to long to deepthroat it

Blowjob by Dick techer December 27, 2016