Blunt Blocked

When someone is in the act of rolling a blunt/joint and is about to lick it finished, but is then interrupted by a person causing them to hide "it" thus being Blunt Blocked....

Guy 1: I was in my room rolling a "J" and I was almost done until my bro just walks in, I had to hide it...
Guy 2: Hahah dam dude you were totally Blunt Blocked!

by TheBluntSquad May 22, 2011

box-blocked

When you are waiting to return your rental at a Redbox kiosk and the person in front of you is searching through every movie to find the perfect one.

When I returned my copy of The Dark Knight Rises at the Redbox, I was box-blocked for nearly 15 minutes while some jerk wearing pajama pants finally decided on The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.

by Wordsworth Little January 14, 2013

booked

Sentenced to a jail term.

Chris: "Watch out, man. I killed a man one time. I'll fuck you up."
Ken: "Hahaha. No you didn't, bitch."
Chris: "No I didn't. But my friend did."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of a deadly weapon...that means a GAT!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But he did get booked for possession of marijuana...that means WEED!!! That's drugs, man."
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But one time in middle school he got in a fight, and he won. That means he KICKED SOMEONE'S ASS!!!"
Ken: "No he didn't."
Chris: "No he didn't. But I'll bust a cap in yo ass, fool!"
Ken: "No you won't."
Chris: "No, I probably won't."
Ken: "Hey guess what? You're white."
Chris: "WHAT!?!? NO!!!" (runs away crying)

by Nick D May 28, 2004

Cockroach Blocked

When you find a cockroach in your apartment right before going to bed and your girlfriend is too freaked out to have sex.

"I swear to god, those damn cockroaches only show up on nights when I'm going to get some. Cockroach blocked again."

by Aemar July 28, 2015

clit blocked

v. unable to engage in intercourse because one or more of the object of desires female friends denied access by various actions.

I can't believe she clit blocked me like that.

by B January 7, 2004

Spam Blocked

A completely harmless email you would welcome in your inbox that gets blocked by your local or server side spam filter.

I was expecting to get an email from you about the opportunity to volunteer at the local shelter for violent offenders, but your email got spam blocked.

by ronsheridan January 27, 2007

BLOCKed

To be absolutely fucked for an IB Course because of a teacher.

Usually involves a teacher that can make 1+1 confusing, or a teacher that refuses to give student's their tests back. Teacher is also capable of producing a 9-sided dice. A Blockifying Teacher is usually high during class and coughs all over the white board without covering his mouth because of smoking cheap mugliat.

1.) "Man, I'm so BLOCKed for Econ! All I understand from last class is that my Teacher's lifelong dream is to own a burrito shack!"

2.) FUCK IM SO BLOCKed!!

3.) I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ. I hate Econ.

4.) This teacher seriously BLOCKed us, I say we feed him to the Raha Tribes

by I Should've Taken History.. December 18, 2010