blumpski

(Verb) blump•ski

To receive a blow job whilst taking a shit and enjoying a cold brew simultaneously.

"Dude I totally got a blumpski last night! This time I had a Guiness."

by MicDropFTW August 6, 2016

Blimpin

The state between flaccid and erect.

As I walked back into my girlfriend's room, I checked myself out and confidently noticed I was blimpin.

by whatbflat January 24, 2017

Blimp Tits

Used to describe a pair of ridiculously big boobs that even Stevie Wonder can see are fake.

Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin

For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD

Stacy: Katie! What happened to your chest?
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your boyfriend will like them

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

douche blimp

A) Person who exceeds the average douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.

B.) Solution to a situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.

A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.

B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.

C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.

by Nosie April 30, 2010

velvet blimp

sex in the men's assholes

Do you want to get on my velvet blimp?

by Realrealshitbitch December 31, 2020

blimpey

getting fellated while taking a crap

I ate a 22 ounce steak and mom gave me a blimpey while it came out, well two things came out

by SuperGayHomo November 8, 2002

Blimp

A guy who does every and anything in his power to make you happy. He's ambitious, caring , considerate , determined, enthusiastic , funny , genuine , generous, humble, intelligent, kind, loving and everything you could ever dream of. He's supportive beyond belief. He cries with you . Then use his hands to wipe your tears. Makes you laugh then join in because your happiness is his. Destined to be true love . Every second spent with him is a memory that will last forever. He might be a bit difficult at times but he's worth it.

Jhevante is my blimp.

by iam_anonymous January 6, 2015