Blitz Effect

When you are up by 2 or more touchdowns going into the 2nd half of a game of NFL blitz and suddenly your opponent develops super human powers, making catches that are not humanly possible, and forcing fumbles like the football is covered in crisco.

Me: Dude, I was beating mike so bad at blitz last night, like 50 to 0 at half.

Friend: Yea? what happened?

Me: Blitz effect dude, he beat me 51-50

Friend: oh, shitty

by bigmckale October 2, 2009

diamond blitzed

The best or one of the best highs you've ever experienced after smoking dat dank dank bomb azz bag of chronic..

High: blitzed
best high: diamond blitzed

"that blunt I just smoked had dat bomb chron in it!!! I'm so diamond blitzed!"

by DarealHBIC January 31, 2010

Blitzkrieging

Named after the strategy used by the German's in World War 2, where the army would rush passed a certain point or line with everything they have. Blitzkrieging is when someone steps over the line appropriateness really quickly, usually with just one comment.

Guy 1: "Hey man, sorry I'm late. I just got back from your mother's house."

Guy 2: "Yeah well I fucked your dead grandmother."

Guy 1: "Wow dude, too far. Stop Blitzkrieging."

by Shambles299 June 30, 2010

blitzing

Following weeks of isolation, a period of overcompensation manifesting as a fuck ton of dates.

"Yo. How's the blitzing?"
"Dude, 9 dates this week. 12 next."
"Still lonely?"
"..."

by quailquailquail October 11, 2020

blitz

Totally out of it; usually weed and alcohol related, but can also be from a lack of sleep or something that happened.

Usually invokes a feeling of separation from life, like you're the only one and everyone else is moving around you. Time usually seems warped, and stupid things are suddenly hilarious.

Dude.. me and some buddies got some weed, we were so blitzed!

I can't do this test, I didn't get enough sleep so I'm totally blitzed.

Don't bother talking to Frederick, that chick asked him out and he's blitzing.

by Zantraenax October 14, 2009

blitzkrieged

The state of total drunkenness. Also known as hammered and shit-housed.

Man, did you see Todd at that party last night? He was completely blitzkrieged.

by JohnKlux August 27, 2006

Blitz

The process, action of altering or modifying a piece of uniform so that the desired result is achieved. The desired result in a piece of hat brass would be the edges are worn down by sandpaper, or some of the detail is taken out by sandpaper. The desired result in a pair of shoes would be that they are very shiny. you can Blitz out other things such as a shirt by ironing it very well, you can blitz out a room by cleaning it very well.

Did you see how blitzed out his shoes were.

I' am blitzing a piece of hat brass.

Make sure that your room's are blitzed for inspection tomorrow.

by Patrick Boyle October 31, 2007