Jake: “Yo I went to the forest yesterday and I got a blueberry pancake from Papa Smurf it’s basically a smurf cumming on your face then you wait 30 minutes then you eat it, so good and delectable ”
Sarah: “Wow ur so lucky I wish I got one”
Sarah: “Wow ur so lucky I wish I got one”
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Dude, that geezer died right before he busted a nut with Misty, I bet he'd make for a great Blueberry Mung!
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Man, someone drank the last of my blueberry muffins.
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Want a PBR? Nah, I have blueberry muffins.
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person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
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person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
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