beaver dammer

a term synonymous with "cock block" however only applying to women that prevent another woman from "scoring" with a target of intimate interest

"I was totally gonna go home with that guy till that beaver dammer screwed it up"
"i totally got beaver dammed by that slut!"

by sully401 July 7, 2009

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beaverguin

The Beaverguin is a hybrid mythological creature that combines the body parts of a Beaver and a Penguin. Because a living Beaverguin has never been seen, artistic renderings show it to be built of a penguin's torso, a beaver's tail, and a combination of both Beaver and Penguin characteristics that make up the head. Half bird, half mammal, the Beaverguin if real would likely be proficient in aquatic locomotion.

Dude, I got drunk last night and got a tattoo of a beaverguin

by bizzelmister September 28, 2009

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Beaver chief

beaver chief;chief of the beavers: as beaver is used as another term for vagina. when someone calls you a beaver chief they are calling you chief of the vaginas. they are calling you a pimp, player, guy who gets a lot of action or vagina.

john tucker is a beaver chief, or guy who gets his

by Ashley Trappe May 23, 2011

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beaver penis

A flaccid penis. The guy with a beaver penis is not able to get it hard for sexual intercourse.

- He could'nt get it up.

- Why not?
-Because he got a beaver penis.

by harvaldz November 18, 2015

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blakersfield

Blake Shelton's hometown. Once he moved away to Nashville to start his successful and iconic Country music career. He became severely depressed and homesick. Thanks to Blakersfield, all those country people have Blake Shelton, so be thankful. Blakersfield was first founded on February 16, 2017 when Shelton performed at the Rabobank Arena. This is the momentous day in Blakersfield history, it has become an annual celebration to worship Blakersfield's ONE and ONLY God, Blake Shelton. His most famous quotes, "Blakersfield has my heart and my soul", and "God Bless Blakersfield, California" are a true representation of his love and adoration for his homeland. These famous quotes have impacted the lives of the citizens of Blakersfield, and is the only thing that allows them to keep going.

"Howdy partner! Wanna go to Vegas this weekend?"
"Nah man, let's go to Blakersfield instead."

by Blake Shelton is my daddy May 21, 2018

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