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blasted out of your shoes

(To be) blasted out of (one's) shoes:
Verb: To be attacked very quickly, ferociously and decisively, such that the victim is completely relocated and only his or her shoes remain on the ground in the original location, as though the victim were still standing there.
Me: Are you a cheeseburger?
Him: What? No...
Me: Then you better get outta my grill before you get blasted out of your shoes!
Him: Whatever, bitch.
Me: BLAAAOW!!! (Attacking with extreme prejudice, leaving only his Doc Martens remaining)
by TheBeav May 2, 2005
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blaster repeating rifle

A weapon used in the great George Lucas Motion Pictures commonly known as Star Wars.

The weapon uses ion cartridges found in the outer mining planets in the ionic galaxies. Wookies first discovered the ions as a propellent to keep bugs off of their fur. Until the wookies learned the ion compound combusted when under high pressure. 50 wookies died from this sad but neccessary understanding of the ions now used in blaster rifles.

When word of this tragic incident reached the republic they quickily mass produced this for use in guns that would fire a concentrated beam of energy that would realign organic material effectively splitting apart the internal make up of the atoms. Or, in a shorter sense killing the person and hurting them very bad while doing so.
A person was shot by a blaster repeating rifle which exposed a gaping hole in his chest.
by jzimo August 10, 2005
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Loretta's house band in South Park.
Hey, are you going to see the Gargle Blasters?

I dunno, where are they playing?

At Loretta's.

Oh. Yeah! That's in South Park.

I know. It sucks they took out the bridge.
by Doc Maynard November 17, 2010
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yamaha blaster

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2 stroke, decimate, yamaha , quad, yamaha blaster
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kentucky beef blaster

When a male and a female are engaged in anal sex, and the female partner has explosive diarrhea. When the male partner ejaculates, it leaves a sticky mixture of semen and shit
Hey, Jay, last night I was having anal sex with your sister and it turned into a Kentucky beef blaster
by The Poon Catchers December 28, 2014
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blasted

That blasted pickle jar just wont open damnit!
by tinglis March 12, 2008
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Super Master Ass Blaster

One who is exceptionally skilled in all types of combat.
Whoa! Bruce Lee was the Super Master Ass Blaster of his time
by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005
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