Bitch Blanket Bob

When your sleeping with a girl and she is being a bitch by hogging your blanket

Boy: Honey stop being such a bitch blanket bob and give me some blanket
Girl: Its your fault that you where a Toenail Toby last night.

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by Zenunass June 23, 2011

Dutch Blanket

When your lady friend is slightly chilly a gentle dutchman will drape his nutsack over her forehead to keep her warm.

My girl was cold this spring so I gave her the Dutch Blanket to keep her warm.

by Yes sir yeah sure May 5, 2017

Hello Kitty Blanket

An amazingly comfortable blanket that teenage/young adult men like to cuddle in.

I want the hello kitty blanket!!

by dutchdropje13 August 6, 2010

blanket sex

When a guy and a girl have sex with a blanket sheet with a hole between them in order to avoid physical body contact.

Al:"River was so shy last night that she took a pink blanket and cut a hole in it. Then we had blanket sex".
Pinky:"That's weird. She usually likes hot and steamy sex. Have you waxed your chest?".
Al:"No, why?".
Pinky:"Now I see the reason why! River does not like the Amazon forest!".

by hotbabyface January 14, 2011

blanketworld

The excellent state of being completely encompassed in blankets. Needs no real explanation beyond absolute excellence.

I have entered blanketworld, there is no way that I am getting up now.

Due to blanketworld, I am not answering the door.

by jemappele December 19, 2009

blanket time

When a guy and a girl sit together sharing a blanket, engaging in sexual activity under the blanket, using the blanket to conceal the sexual act from the rest of the group. Commonly occurs in public settings such as church vans and movie nights

Dave G: Yo BR, you should come on my youth trip this summer.
BR: Hell no, nigga, I ain't doin' that shit.
Dave G: Nah Nah nah, you can get mad bitches on that shit
BR: How's that?
Dave G: In a word, blanket time

by Davis123 September 19, 2011

blanket fucking

Blanket fucking is were you find a hole in your blanket and stick your dick on it

Adam watched his friend blanket fucking for 2 hours.

by Micnuggets March 2, 2016