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balerbager

bruh balerbager?
by BalerBager March 23, 2021
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Balex

Balex is a super amazing person. He is a "natural" at everything that he does. He is super kind and sweet and humble. He is always doing things for other people and can always make you laugh and put a smile on your face. He can sometimes be very loud and at other times be very quiet when he is thinking deeply. Every moment you spend with him is special. He is super beautiful and very honest and down-to-earth. When he decides to do something, he fully commits and is not afraid to take risks. He is sometimes shy and sometimes loud and crazy. He lights up a room when He walks in with his energy and laughs and sweet personality. He is a super special person, and you are lucky to have him in your life.
Balex loves Nami from one piece, but like who doesn't?
by Badrick October 15, 2021
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balem

Awesome guy, loved by all. Grade A jokester and world renowned pervert.
I'm so jealous that guys a total Balem
by Raze429 November 23, 2021
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balled yo ass

A balled yo ass is when 1 partner insert his testicles into another partner's anus and it's mostly happens when your testicles are too squishy and wet to squish into her tight shit hole.
Guy: Damn i cummed all over my balls! I bet it will fit in her ass aswell
Girl: honey, why does it feels squishy inside
Guy: uh you know...
Girl: wait dont pop it or ill pregnant in less than 1 seconds of my life
Guy: sorry but I just ball balled yo ass!
The next 2 seconds
Guy's friend: yo bro ive never seen your wife is she ok?
Guy: uhh i just balled her ass and it popped like a tsar bomb so hard her pee hole stuck on the centre of my dick like a wedding ring and balls in her ass aswell.
Guy's friend: That's so fucking sexy how is she?
Guy: She died of too much sexual pleasure and i fuck her 72 hours a week
Like a fucking flesh doll
Guy friend's:can i use her aswell cus she's dead so nothing wrong with cheating right?
Guy: ye sure but make sure to balled her ass and makes fart and disgusting sounds while recording ok.
Guy's friend: ok ill try it out with a laxatives on my balls just so she can created the worst 72 hours diarrhea in the world till my balls turned into a kinder egg chocolate eggs.
by Caillou the anoying brat November 22, 2022
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Baleak

Nigga Baleak
by NPCfromOhio March 17, 2023
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balequalm

OE bealocwealm/bealucwealm
(Poetic) violent or pernicious death
Oh, what such a balequalm this fine maiden has suffered.
by Master of beargreen August 22, 2023
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Spider Balled

When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.
Wanna go swimming?

No, we'll get spider balled.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010
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