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Tube bladder

When you travel on the London underground and need to take a piss, knowing full well you can't get off until your stop
*8 stops to go*

Mate I've got tube bladder I might have to get off early maybe at Camden to take a slash
by Manchatlads January 22, 2021
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lean all in my bladder

“Ridin’ on a tractor / LEAN all in my bladder / Cheated on my baby / You can go and ask her / My life is a movie.”

HARD DRUGS, adulterous relationships, and living life like it’s a movie doesn’t sound like the simple life we were just talking about. But Lil Nas X is only imagining what life is like when you actually achieve rock star status. The tractor is a major step up from the horse, but don’t worry, he’s still humble. And about the drugs, he says he’s “NOT trying to endorse that, by the way.” Lil Nas X makes sure to end the verse with a slight flex, though, when he sings “Cowboy hat from Gucci / Wrangler on my booty.”

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Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
by Dolce Misschief May 1, 2021
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Roadtrip Bladder

Being able to hold it for long periods of time.
"do you need to use the restroom?" "naw I have a Roadtrip Bladder."
by Daten-Shi May 12, 2015
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make the bladder gladder

Seen in esquire magazine, a cutesy way of saying that you are going to take a piss.
I've got to go make the bladder gladder.
by strikingoil May 24, 2014
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Untimely Bladder

The untimely, and extremely irritating feeling of having to pee, as soon as you know that you can't

Example of this would be; right when you find your spot in hide and go seek, whenever you get stuck in line, when your in the car-miles away from a rest stop, etc.
"As soon as i found my hiding spot, I totally pulled an untimely bladder, shit!"

"This line better move faster, I gotta take a raging piss!"

"When's the next rest-stop?" - "25 miles" - ".....shit i gotta pee."
by drummerguy97 September 3, 2011
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