california blackout

Any activity that deprives the brain of oxygen has the potential to cause moderate to severe brain cell death leading to permanent loss of neurological function ranging from difficulty in concentration or loss of short term memory capacity through severe, lifelong mental disability to death.

California blackout: Bend over with hands on knees and take ten deep breaths. Stand up and hold your breath after the tenth breath and have someone place their palms on either side of your wind pipe pressing gently constricting the arteries to your brain causing one to passout.

by mook76 December 29, 2013

blackout ben

A friend named Ben that always blacks out before the pregame. Sometimes will drop classes just to party on exam days.

Did you see that Blackout Ben unconscious at the pregame?

by College Authority April 15, 2019

Oakland blackout

Becoming light headed and sweaty, followed by a sudden blackout due to too many skoafers.

I didnt see that ufc fight because of my oakland blackout.

He was just walking by the table and had a oakland blackout.

by Tshav September 9, 2012

Admin Blackout

When someone is working on computer systems and making changes without paying attention and has no recollection of the administrative change afterwards.

Mike totally had an admin blackout last night and now nothing works this morning!

by cross July 13, 2012

belgian blackout

the phenomenon that occurs after drinking a mere 3-5 Belgian beers

"I went to the oude markt last night and don't remember anything... but all I had was 3 beers!"
"it's the belgian blackout. those beers will do you in."

by ba-dum-ch August 25, 2013

Blackout Blonde

A nice way to say gray hair.

No grandma, you don't have gray hair! You're just a blackout blonde.

by HairGenius September 30, 2013

blackout golfing

1: Consume a lot of alcohol, steal a friend's golf club, grab some balls and a few more beers, go around campus/neighborhood and create your own golf course. It is preferable to break windows, wear actual golf attire, and shoot shit with cops.

1: Jake woke up in his dorm with a severe hangover, a ticket, and broken golf club after a night of blackout golfing.
2: After a long day of drinking, Mike thought it would be a good idea to take a golf club and some balls and go around campus randomly hitting them for a fun night of blackout golfing.

by goods23 August 11, 2012