Baby Crapface

Alarmingly cheap kid with an excessive amount baby fat on his face. As well as this travesty he/she smells of baby feces.

hence.... baby "crap" face.

Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.

sits next to baby crapface in crowded McDonalds... puts arm around him. makes meaningful eye contact.
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"

by mrparka December 27, 2011

Baby Stream

When altofunk doesnt grace us with his presence for more the 18 hours a day on stream.

"Man did you watch alto yesterday"? Man2: "Yeah man that was such a baby stream he was only on for 11 hours!"

by Helli___ December 29, 2019

Baby runs for president

Technique used when guys are being creepy or intruding on your personal space in a public place. Using your best Customer service voice, confidently ask them a question that only a toddler would be comfortable asking ie. how old are you? Do you have kids? How many teeth do you have? Is this your first time in a bar? Have you ever use deodorant before? The main goal is to throw them off their rhythm and confuse them enough to leave you alone.

Do it run for president baby!
This guy at the bar wouldn’t leave us alone so I said fuck it and ran for president
Baby runs for president.

by EmeraldAmeryllis January 11, 2022

Rocket Baby Dolls

The original name for English prog-rockers muse. Hardcore fans sometimes refer to them by this name.

"OMG OMG OMG I'm going to see Muse!"
"You mean the Rocket Baby Dolls?"
"Y'wha?"

by RockyBlackstar April 29, 2010

Slept like a baby

A phrase that means you passed out, slept well and undisturbed till you woke up, the exact opposite to how babies sleep.

Q) Morning, how did you sleep?
A) I slept like a baby

by Galawh February 23, 2019

Cry Baby

People who are extremely sensitive and tend to be triggered easily, consequently ending in tears.

"I seem to replace my brain with my heart. I take things so hard and then I fall apart. I try to explain but before I can start, those cry baby tears come out of the dark.
They call me Cry Baby"

by trash_n.1 June 26, 2016

Syracuse Water Baby

Syracuse Water Baby is an informal term applied by physicians to Syracuse residents exposed to contaminated drinking water resulting from the large-scale pollution of Lake Onondaga, which subsequently bled into the water table and clean tap water supplied from Lake Skaneateles.
Once considered "America's most polluted lake", dumping of industrial waste and raw sewage into Onondaga was at its peak from 1975 to 1980. It's believed most infants, young children, and pregnant mothers exposed to the region's drinking water during this period will have suffered some type of adverse effect(s) to cognitive and intellectual development resulting from toxic contaminants, with these effects continuing into adulthood. Syracuse Water Babies often suffer behavioral confusion, psychiatric disorders, and lowered intelligence quotient caused by developmental impairment. Physical effects are uncommon.
Despite significant legal action and cleanup of the lake itself since the period, reportage, discussion and litigation regarding the physiological aspects (which still affect thousands of Syracuse natives) was largely suppressed amidst the corrupt political landscape of the Eighties and Nineties, with alleged payoffs of officials at local and state levels.

Dr. Francis glanced at the nurse as his patient described symptoms in line with childhood chemical exposure. When the patient left, the nurse said "Is that another one?" and Dr. Francis nodded, "Yes, he's a Syracuse Water Baby . And it could have all been avoided if the pediatricians had been more alert."

by Danny Anonymous May 28, 2020