bertation

When someone messes up a sentence beyond recognition.

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by Thedarison March 7, 2011

bert mccracken

Berts fucking amazing! His screaming is a rush and I live for that mother fucker....

I'd do him ina second ;)

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

Big Bertha

A very large, nice booty.

Dammnnn look at her Big Bertha!!!

by The 'Circle' December 6, 2011

bertie beetle

possibly THE best chocolate in existence.
Manufactured by the Australian chocolate manufacturer, Nestle.
Also possibly the most popular showbag sold at The Show.

I want a Bertie Beetle showbag!!

by He's the boxman September 24, 2006

Bertha

Loving and strong. May sometimes feel down but sh will was lift your spirits back up no matter.And also of Course her best friend is Ashley duhhh.... If Engel hurts her I will most likely hurt him:)I love her so much, I would do anything for her. Even take 1000000000 bullets for her;)

Bertha is the best person in the word, I dlay know what I would do with out her.

by Ashley your bsf April 8, 2017

bert mccracken

bert is the sexiest mann ever i freaken adore him and wanna fuck him sooo fucking bad!!!! the used kicks ass!

i wanna fuck bert mccracken from the used!

by amanda March 7, 2005

bertation

Bertation is a resulting pattern of speech from a stroke victim or a person with a traumatic head injury. The speech is characterized by words and sentences which either make no sense or aren't words at all.

Example would be the report given by sereen branson at the 2011 grammies. She invented the word bertation during her speech malfunction reportedly caused by a "complex migraine"

by johnnybaaad March 6, 2011