An ass sore you get from luxury seating at your local high school football field or public ball park field, usually caused by long term sitting on metal or aluminum type seating.
Jimmy: Jesus Christ Mark, I've been sitting here for over 4 hours and this fucking game is still not over!
Dave: Yeah tell me about it, i'm going to have a softball size Bleacher Blister by this time tomorrow on my ass cheek!
Dave: Yeah tell me about it, i'm going to have a softball size Bleacher Blister by this time tomorrow on my ass cheek!
by Junior Samples the Sixth December 16, 2014
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Get the Du bist dicke mug.A large sack of fluid beneath the skin on the penis. Usually resulting from large amounts of friction with wood, metal, bone, or calloused hands.
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Get the PENIS BLISTER mug.An expression used to describe a state of pure bliss when everything is going well. Often used ironically.
Derived from the gravy granule brand bisto as the situation is just as swell as the gravy
Derived from the gravy granule brand bisto as the situation is just as swell as the gravy
YOU ARE ON THE BEACH WITH SOME FRIENDS
Annie : isn’t this nice
Tilly : yeah beautiful
Peony: what a nice day
Alice : Ahh bisto!
Annie : isn’t this nice
Tilly : yeah beautiful
Peony: what a nice day
Alice : Ahh bisto!
by WetwipesRboss October 28, 2020
Get the Ahh bisto! mug.When you cum in your underwear and it dries up and when you peel it off, it hurts your dick. It can also be used as a insult.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.
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This name can be used to make fun of that person or just because you feel like it.
This name can be used to make fun of that person or just because you feel like it.
Scenario 1:
Shelby: "You really suck at this, Mister Blister!"
Male parent/guardian: "would you stop annoying me!"
Scenario 2:
Shelby: "Hey Mister Blister, how's it going?"
Male parent/guardian: "Good, thanks."
Shelby: "You really suck at this, Mister Blister!"
Male parent/guardian: "would you stop annoying me!"
Scenario 2:
Shelby: "Hey Mister Blister, how's it going?"
Male parent/guardian: "Good, thanks."
by couch-lady March 28, 2022
Get the Mister Blister mug.The blister you get on your pecker shaft when you've masturbated so hard and so much. It only gets worse if you keep beating off. But why would you when it makes your Peter popper poop so good?
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