beachell

A heterosexual Belgian sex act that involves a perpetually hysterical, rubenesque woman and a prototypical American bro who routinely pumps 20 CCs of mediocrity to fuel her unsatisfied disposition.

LYNNETTE just won’t shut her fuckin’ mouth. You better Beachell that bitch.

by RyanBrown September 30, 2018

New Smyrna Beach

that one place where Luke Mills lives

Peter: Have you been to New Smyrna Beach recently?
Joe: That place where Luke Mills lives? Yeah!

by LukeMills2004 December 31, 2019

Fort Walton Beach Highschool

Fort Walton Beach Highschool. Home of the Vikings. Where people tend to get butthhurt for having shitty sports programs! And if that doesn’t get you excited, you should see the cheerleaders, but we don’t know to go there because we know. We know that teams around the county have owned them time and time again. They spent all their money on their school stadium so now they have no money to afford janitors or toilet paper.

Some cool guy that’s not from Fort: Hey is that the cheerleader from fort?
Other cool guy also not from Fort: Yea dude, how’d you know?
First cool guy: I can smell her from the other side of the stands. Definition: Fort Walton Beach Highschool is a bunch of dumbasses.

by PenisLickerFromFDUB September 14, 2021

dont bring sand to the beach

in other words dont bring your girl when theres gonna be girls there to hook up with

hey dont bring sand to the beach

by matthew w.brown November 14, 2007

Beachfront

This move is when you straddle a commercial toilet backwards and shit on dry land at the front of the toilet, leaving it for an unsuspecting victim. If left long enough, it should become malodorous. The final product should resemble a piece of drifwood washed up on a beachfront.

shit and split dump and dash wreck and run beachfront

by Jon Cartwright January 15, 2009

Beach Cities

The South Bay cities of Redondo Beach, Hermosa Beach and Manhattan Beach collectively make up the "Beach Cities"

Also beach cities, but not part of the "Beach Cities" are the cities of Torrance, PV Estates, El Segundo, Malibu, Pacific Palisades, Santa Monica, Venice, Marina del Rey and Playa del Rey

When I get rich, I'm moving to the Beach Cities!

by SoCaliKid November 13, 2011

Ormond Beach

Contrary to popular definition, Ormond Beach is a local safe haven from the surrounding cities. That is, Holly Hill being a underdeveloped dump, Daytona being a hole beach skanks/scum fill in, and whatever the fuck is up north in Flagler.

'OB' features uncrowded, towny development, many wealthy, and especially upper-middle-class homes and families, and literally just is better if you've been around the area in some time.

girl one: I heard you live in Volusia near the beach?
guy one: Oh yeah, I live in Ormond Bea-
girl one: I LOVE YOU!! I LOVE ORMOND BEACH!!

by Dieg-J September 11, 2021