Dick Beater

The terminal, prehensile part of the arm in humans and higher primates, consisting of the wrist, metacarpals, fingers, and thumb or an impression of the markings of the inner surface of the last joint of the thumb or other fingers.

Mom said to wash your dick beaters before you come to dinner. You will be in trouble if I fined one more dirty dick beater on my wall!

by Mary Eileen July 16, 2008

Dick Beaters

often used to describe hands that have beaten the male penis.

That woman had some nice dick beaters!!!

by stonerbaby101,WLP&W420-69 June 29, 2009

peter beater

this is a toilet/toilet lid that if not held up with a free hand or a leg , will fall down down, usually mid-stream and smack your penis on the way down.

be careful using that toilet, it's a peter beater.

by frank n. beans May 17, 2006

Bacon Beater

A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact

Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!

by Wookus Maximus February 22, 2011

perp-beater

A rugged flashlight with the dimensions of a billy club, especially a model carried by the police.

"I'm mall night security; all I get to carry is a perp-beater and a radio!"

by Bezzle December 18, 2014

Bird beater

A bird beater is someone who beats birds often called marcel, Jayden, Aron and Samuel

"Hey Reece my brothers a bird beater"

"After what happened last night I believe my brother is a bird beater

by BiggestBoss715 November 8, 2020

Bush-Beater

Someone who constantly "beats around the bush".

Mom: "You know Jess...why don't you like him? What did he ever do to you"! ?
Jess: "He's a fucking bush-beater...can't ever be just a simole "YES" or "NO". See how simple that was"?!

by Abby+Gromm April 7, 2017