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Dick Beater

The terminal, prehensile part of the arm in humans and higher primates, consisting of the wrist, metacarpals, fingers, and thumb or an impression of the markings of the inner surface of the last joint of the thumb or other fingers.
Mom said to wash your dick beaters before you come to dinner. You will be in trouble if I fined one more dirty dick beater on my wall!
by Mary Eileen July 16, 2008
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Dick Beaters

often used to describe hands that have beaten the male penis.
by stonerbaby101,WLP&W420-69 June 29, 2009
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peter beater

this is a toilet/toilet lid that if not held up with a free hand or a leg , will fall down down, usually mid-stream and smack your penis on the way down.
be careful using that toilet, it's a peter beater.
by frank n. beans May 17, 2006
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snake beater

One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.
Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.

Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.
by FloorBageo May 16, 2014
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perp-beater

A rugged flashlight with the dimensions of a billy club, especially a model carried by the police.
"I'm mall night security; all I get to carry is a perp-beater and a radio!"
by Bezzle December 18, 2014
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Peter-Beater

A Male who is compelled to masturbate His own Penis as primary sexual activity in lieu of partner Sex.
As a Man, If I disclose My lack of Sexual Activity I may be coming out as a Peter-Beater
by KainCoorhagen August 11, 2018
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market beater

#1 Warren Buffet is a market beater. #2 Dude you are such a market beater.
by tequila guy April 12, 2019
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