To be left out of the starting lineup without playing in a sport. Synonymous with 'Donny van de Beek'.
by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021
Get the Benched mug.The commonly seen attempt of topping out on your climbing route. Involves laying on your stomach while flailing your arms and legs. Often unsuccessful. To see this phenomynon just take a trip up to your local climbing craigs, sit back, and wait. You won't miss it!
Bystander 1: Hey. Look! What's that guy doing ontop of that rock?
Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!
Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!
by BestClimbersYou'llEverNotMeet May 28, 2010
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Goth:
Emo is a branch of goth, they wear dark colors and dye their hair black. They are not fun people to be with.
Indie:
People that wear their old 3-D glasses with the lenses punched out. To look cool. not fun to be with due to them being very annoying and pretentious.
Scene:
The girls that cut their hair in choppy layers and dye it weird colors. Nobody likes these girls due to them being awkward outcasts that try to stand out.
All groups wear excessive amounts of eyeliner and nobody enjoys their presence.
Goth:
Emo is a branch of goth, they wear dark colors and dye their hair black. They are not fun people to be with.
Indie:
People that wear their old 3-D glasses with the lenses punched out. To look cool. not fun to be with due to them being very annoying and pretentious.
Scene:
The girls that cut their hair in choppy layers and dye it weird colors. Nobody likes these girls due to them being awkward outcasts that try to stand out.
All groups wear excessive amounts of eyeliner and nobody enjoys their presence.
Have you heard about the 3 branches of hipsters?
Yeah I feel Leanna fits all 3!
Yeah except the whole goth thing
No shes pretty goth too
Yeah I feel Leanna fits all 3!
Yeah except the whole goth thing
No shes pretty goth too
by Tammy G1 August 21, 2012
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What happens to the fat ugly girl who goes to South Beach with her circle of otherwise thin and attractive friends. As the evening progresses, the cute girls all hook-up and leave their fugly friend stranded on the beach like a washed-up whale.
Did you hear what happened to Porky Patty? She went to South Beach last night with the rest of the girls and ended up South Beached.
by poppilopo June 11, 2009
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No, man that shit is from swapmeet. He's a total bencher.
No, man that shit is from swapmeet. He's a total bencher.
by baller_biotch June 29, 2006
Get the bencher mug.dude, last named i walked into the house and blanche dubois'd and said "wow, this place is a dump".
you sure blanche dubois'd when you told that girl she had bad acne.
you sure blanche dubois'd when you told that girl she had bad acne.
by seditionaries March 13, 2009
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