Beard Team USA

Group of bearded and moustached Americans that competes for the United States at the biennial World Beard and Moustache Championships.

The members of Beard Team USA proudly put country first and grow beards for America.

by tahophil December 9, 2008

Beard of Thunder

A beard that is well rounded and causes happiness when looked at

Wow that man at the county fair is hot

it is because of his beard of thunder !

by Skyyyyy May 24, 2009

Beandick

The perfect word to describe co-workers, mates, peers, friends and leadership who just aren’t up for the task at hand.

Larry was supposed to drop the our rental car off at Hertz but that god damn beandick took it to National and those beandicks won’t help me sort this out!

by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021

Crusty Beard

Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.

Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!

by CrazyGoat826 October 22, 2007

trouser beard

mass pubic hair round the cock,taking on the apperence of a unkempt beard

must get my trouser beard trimmed

by martin70 March 18, 2009

Monkeytail Beard

A style of beard that resembles a monkey's tail wrapped around the face.

It starts from one ear like a chinstrap, and wraps around the chin and mouth, not connecting on the other side.

Hey, nice monkeytail beard. You look like an idiot.

by tomphiltrontastic November 9, 2011

star beard

The tuft of hair located on your taint....right next to your butthole(star).

I hate it when I take a shit and my star beard touches the toilet water. Time to trim!

by DoubleRRonald January 2, 2019