buttering the duck

An old school saying, stating workin hard.

I need you to do something. It'll be a minuite I'm buttering the duck.

by JJ Jason February 9, 2008

Batterangry

The emotion you feel when your vibrator batteries run out while you are masturbating.

Jenny just stormed out of her bedroom and is looking in kitchen presses , totally batterangry

by tomiyasu69 October 30, 2017

heiny tatterings

flirtatious way to talk about anal sex, refering to anal sex in a joking or serious manner

Hey what you need right now is some heiny tatterings to cheer you up!

by Scubagod October 26, 2006

Maple Buttering

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's breasts after smothering them with pure maple syrup. Them proceeding to use your face like a knife and motor boating them.

Steve loves to add a little flare to his motor boating so he is an avid fan of Maple Buttering his girlfriend.

by canuck1991 August 29, 2016

ball buttering

After shaving the scrotum. To apply moisturizer - Ball Buttering

Steve has a Ball Buttering each morning ensuring a smooth and supple scrotum.

by SteBathboy December 8, 2019

Batting the Bishop.

Wanking. Masturbating. Wrestling the One Eyed Monster.

Aw man, I spent all morning Batting the Bishop.

by Mark Unthank January 20, 2009

Bostering

Verb. When a person is both bothering you and bossing you around they are said to be bostering.

The word is derived from the contraction of these two characteristics. Originally used as a mode by which attractive, cute women could steal an extra half hour in bed.

M: You need to get out of bed right now!
L: Stop bostering me... *roll over* *snore*

by MCBW June 3, 2012