Iraqi-bation

The process of stranglebation requiring a metal cable and crane.

Just when I thought Saddam couldn't take anymore Iraqi-bation, he came. And that apparently felt nice.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate July 22, 2016

Batum Basson

The attractive person of the female gender that will have a stern solid relationship and keen sexual relations with YoungBoyDaley

“Batum Basson is a beautiful woman”

by Anonymous-\+*;) August 4, 2019

Jack balson

Bit of a bellend tbh, owner of the legendary pippin. A druggy, and has a small penis.

Uh oh stinky hahahah jack balson

by Haydn Dew is awesome October 7, 2019

The ‘Bation Blurs

Getting blurry vision after quarantine masturbating for 4 or more days straight.

‘Bation Blurs Noun- This dang ‘Rona virus gave me the ‘Bation Blurs from quarantine masturbating for 4 days straight

by Whannin March 24, 2020

Victor Baton

A diatribe, a rant, a boring monologue. It may seem intellectual, but all it boils down to is a soft, small penis and a shattered heart. They often mistake their own asshole for a bottle opener.

I was pulling a Victor Baton, but no one wanted to listen to the poetry that was falling out of my mouth like endless drool. I'm so lonely, perhaps I will hug a banana with my prostate for some comfort.

by littleBunny88 October 8, 2022

grandmaster of bation

A grandmaster of bation is someone who is internationally celebrated for blowing spunk from his junk to virtuosic standards.

Often results in great riches and fame.

Fred: You remember Ned who used to live in his mom's basement and play video games and whack off all the time?

Ted: Yeah...

Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.

Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!

by scodder February 7, 2014

Go on my badson

A person with high achievements and recognition of excellence in the bedroom.

When word got out how that he cracked the uncrackable, the lads chanted "Go on my badson!".

by Johnson_badson October 10, 2020