batman 

somebody who thinks they are cool and mysterious, but is in fact an absolute tool

for exapmle
Tom-"hey where were you at the party dude?"
Chino-"i had to take care of some business."
*Chino shifts his bag with a red stain on it*
Tom-"...thats ink isnt it?"
Chino-"...yeah...yeah, it's ink."
Tom-"dude you're a total batman"

batman by Tom-of-the-dance January 24, 2007

Batman 

When a girls cleavage is rocking and it makes the shape of batwings. Showing alot of boobs or cleavage. A way to warm people their showing too much boob.

"Nicci, Batman dude!"

"Oh sorry lemme fix that"

"no....its cool..."

Batman by Ms.Mae November 15, 2009

batman 

1)amazing athlete(in most cases, hockey player) loved by all, but has a few anger problems. if something doesn't go his way, he will bail. but stil ends up being forgiven anyways because he's just so..amazing.

2)the act of at one time having pretty bad acne, and it suddenly clearing fast.

1)cole: dude where did you go for the last game?
james: I was pissed because coach didn't play me.
cole: wtf? he was going to play you last period but you never showed up.
james: my bad..I have anger issues. sorry.
cole: man, your such a batman. we woulda owned if you woulda stuck around!
james: well, we still took first.
cole: you have a point..so what are you doing this weekend?

2)girl one: Holy god have you seen Cody?
girl two: OH yeah, he was by the stairs like 2 minutes ago!
girl one: he looks really hot..it's like, wow. his acne just dissapeared!
girl two: yeah. I guess he pulled a batman!

batman by skeebergen April 28, 2008

Batman 

Batman is a man with rich powers his secret identity is a boy called Sean (seano) he is on call anytime to save the world from evil

1.Wait it's batman no it's just seano wait one sec
2. Nananananana fapman fapman

Batman by Stevelovesyou October 24, 2011

Batman 

An ordinary man who is battling with an extreme acid addiction, who believes he is a super hero but really he's in his rehab room wearing underwear and a pink studded belt battling with his roomate lindsey lohan or "the joker".

lindsey: ahhhh get off me you fucker
Batman: *words unable to be understood*

Batman by Dr. Vaginastien November 15, 2010

batman 

The dark knight. When you crap on yo girl's back and it looks like a cape. Ewww.

Yo, I batmanned that ho.

batman by B-dawwg December 25, 2007

batman 

When u jackoff on a flash light and u turn it on and sling it on a wall in the shape of a bat.

I did the batman last night

batman by Luke Joe May 12, 2008