Bathroom exercises are the routine masterbation exercises you must do while taking natural male enhancement. In order for natural male enhancement to work to its full potential, masterbation is key for lenghtening,strengthening, and making dick growth permanent.
-"Why can't you go into your dorm room from six to seven?"
-"My roomate is doing his bathroom exercises again. He's so sick, If I sit on a sperm covered toilet again, I'm gonna be pissed!"
-"My roomate is doing his bathroom exercises again. He's so sick, If I sit on a sperm covered toilet again, I'm gonna be pissed!"
by Q Baby February 28, 2008
by Brit&Jason March 16, 2017
Very similar to frosted toes except you can only get them from the cold bathroom floor, they hurt, especially if you step into a hot bath/shower with them
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 01, 2009
–noun, plural -ninjas.
a person who sneaks into restaurant, retail store, or quick mart for the soul reason of using the restroom and doesn't make a purchase.
a person who sneaks into restaurant, retail store, or quick mart for the soul reason of using the restroom and doesn't make a purchase.
by lookslikelolita August 01, 2008
The temporary metamorphosis one makes in a public bathroom between the sink and the hand drying utilities.
by howwitty January 15, 2008
The innate sense which allows one who possesses it to find the restroom in a public building (e.g., restaurant, DMV, other place of business, et cetera) or even private home without being given directions. Some people have it, some do not.
To test if you have a bathroom sense, simply get up from your table at a restaurant you've never previously relieved yourself at and head in the direction you think the restroom is. If you are able to semi-consistently locate the bathroom, pulled by some natural gut feeling, congratulations.
To test if you have a bathroom sense, simply get up from your table at a restaurant you've never previously relieved yourself at and head in the direction you think the restroom is. If you are able to semi-consistently locate the bathroom, pulled by some natural gut feeling, congratulations.
-Hey, I'm going to go use the bathroom.
-Okay, it's back to the le-
-It's okay, I got it.
(Bathroom sense engages)
-Okay, it's back to the le-
-It's okay, I got it.
(Bathroom sense engages)
by NGMankiw April 02, 2008
Emergency 'romantic' interlude location, its never your first choice but it will do if he's that hot.
After a couple drinks, and with all the exits blocked, I had no choice but to drag him into the ladies for some hot bathroom stall action.
by SarahKasarah March 14, 2007