Bartello

A sex kitten of sorts. Bartellos are smart, considerate people.

My Bartello is better than Pikachu.

by bananapeels3 April 22, 2009

barbecuticle

This condition occurs to the hands after eating barbeque. Symptoms include residual sauce or meat in the cuticles. The smoky smell is also an indication.

The cookout last weekend was great; too bad I still have barbecuticle. My boss mentioned a smoky smell in my office all week.

by PineNutButter November 20, 2009

Barbecue Brothers

When yo boy was eatin’ some ribs and this girl comes over and sits on his face, but then later she sits on yo face an you get some sauce on yo face.

Cole: Hey do you wanna be barbecue brothers?
Justin: What the fuck is barbecue brothers?
Cole: When you and yo boy have the same girl sitting on yo faces when ya been eating some barbecue.
Justin: Dude what the fuck? No.

by Maxxer69 June 8, 2018

bartendering

Tending to ALL bartenders needs, wants and desires.

I was bartendering and the bartender TIPPED me multiple times.

I was bartendering and went home with a stray from the bar.

I was bartendering and the bartender had to give me a ride.

by Pandaisbartendering August 18, 2018

Bartenders bar

The local dive were you go to finish the night off super smashed blackout drunk. Also where all the bartenders go to get drunk when their shift is over. Usually full of loose women, smoke, billiards tables, cocaine dealers, and shady looking people. But also full of cheap booze.

This place is too expensive and closes at 12, let's go to the bartenders bar already!

by brothersister_creativity October 27, 2018

barneck

Barneck is an inflammatory condition resulting in mild to moderate muscular pain caused by sitting at the bar enjoying libations and looking up to see your sporting event of choice on the TV. Symptoms typically occur by halftime or after 3 beverages.

Last week I was watching the Red ZONE at Louis’s Lounge and my barneck was so bad I had to have my wife rub it down after I got home.

by SeatoSlope December 30, 2018

Barbecue Chicken Toast

When someone gets roasted really badly!

Friend 1: Hey man, how was the party?
Friend 2: It was fine, but when someone tried to insult me, I barbecue chicken toasted them!

by IHateDespacito4 April 21, 2019