Nicolai Barnes 

The sexiest, awesomest man in the entire world, with a huge penis and a great suave attitude. Sure to make any woman's bed rock any time, any day, any place. You'll never find a greater sex machine in the entire universe, because he is the fucking man. Better even than Chuck Norris.

"Dude, did you see Nicolai Barnes last night?"

"Yeah, man, I couldn't sleep with all the women he was pleasing!"

Nicolai Barnes by DJayce October 26, 2011

Harrison Barnes 

An NBA player from Ames, Iowa who currently plays for the Mavericks.

Who's that player on the Mavs? That is Harrison Barnes.

Harrison Barnes by bobthebuilder96 November 8, 2016

Senior Barnes

a person, usually drunk, who poops on a paper plate and puts it in an exit sign so that the bulbs will heat up the poop and make it smell more

When I walked out of my dorm room past the exit sign, the ovewhelming stink of poop let me know we had been visited by Senior Barnes

Senior Barnes by CHM February 15, 2005

tommi barnes 

Tommi Barnes

An amazing girl who is awesome and tends to be better than a lot of people. Tommi is a great tuba, bass, flute, keyboard, ect. player. Tommi is creative and musical. Though spending a lot of time alone than with people, she is one of the most amazing friends you could have.
Brittney: Did you see Tommi today?
Carly: No, she is at marching band.

Tommi Barnes is the best tuba player in the entire world.

tommi barnes by FreakShow September 15, 2014

Lake Barnes 

The most amazing guy. He is sweet, caring, and loving. His features are very attractive, espeacialy his blue eyes that get you in a trance. Hes always there for his grilfriend. Hes always there for his friends. He will put his problems behind him to make his friends happy so he can help them. He smells really good too. A lot of girls find him very attractive due to his sweet personality and nice butt. He loves his friends, girlfriend and family very much, although he can be stubborn hes always there and a great listener. Lake is amazing.

Lake Barnes is simply perfect, i wish i had a Lake Barnes.

Lake Barnes by shortyyy.5ft<3 July 27, 2016

sebastian barnes 

A person with a very large penis and all the hotties like him, and everyone wants to be him.

Look at Sebastian barnes he has a huge penis and all the hotties are surrounding him. I want to be him!

sebastian barnes by JFK June 21, 2017

charlie barnes 

Absolute beast who posts amazing memes, usually unreal looking with a peng jawline

‘That charlie Barnes is tidy and funny af’ peng

charlie barnes by Hype-Beast November 12, 2017